Thanks, I fixed it. I hate autocorrect.

This is on purpose. Trump is trying to alienate us from our allies.

Graffiti is art.

There was a mix-up. I was supposed to be in the President Bernie timeline. Who do I talk to about this?

Also tell them why you’re boycotting them. That’s an important step.

You’re hired!

Yes, because the president of the United States has a hard time keeping his name in the news.

It’s annoying how often political comics aren’t funny at all. They’re just bile. I guess some people find it affirming? I always just roll my eyes when I see this stuff, even when I agree with the message.

I’m happy that kombucha is popular now, and you can buy it in the store. What I’m not happy about is you can’t find plain flavor! It always has some kind of fruit juice in it.

(They kill anything that could be a threat)

How is a small child a threat?

I don’t think that there ever was anything noble about the creation of Israel. It was always a straight-up land grab.