Stop putting milk in your dark chocolate, and I’ll start caring.

Yes, that’s the intention when used properly. When abused, it’s a “cover your ass” statement.

I challenge these manufacturers to provide actual data supporting their claims that these allergens can be found near their production lines, or in the factories producing their ingredients.

That lazy allergens list. Besides shellfish, the only allergens not in “may contain” are actually in the ingredients.

Make it true. Make an announcement saying we have ceded to his demands and have forbidden the banks from operating here.

The PM agrees with The Globe and Mail once and now they think they’ll get two in a row?

Could you edit your comment to include a homophone in your third sentence? For instance, substitute “no” with “know”, or “way” with “weigh”?

I’ll delete my comment afterwards. It’s just that comedy often comes in threes.