“Oh no. Our automatic door seems to have suffered a unfortunate malfunction while you were trying to leave the premises.”

While having the peons pay the bill for it, of course. After all, taxes are for people too poor to hire one of the really smart accountants.

I’m fine right here, thanks. Although I’d been using Reddit for some time at that point, I permanently left Digg as part of the Great Exodus. I don’t see any particular appeal to going back to a centralized service, especially in the current climate.