me :3 I’ve fallen hard

16F

Damn, at that age I was just trying to get passing grades.

I judge people that use these in the first place.

Be still my heart.

I realized recently that the only time I miss having a female companion is when I get horny. It occurred to me that if that’s deep down the largest value point I place on romantic relationships, I probably don’t belong in ones that are anything but physical, and transparent in that regard. It was kind of a liberating moment of acceptance.

I get all my news from memes.

I forgot to start shopping at Target. Honestly, what do they carry that every other department store doesn’t?

I make an obscene amount of money as a virologist for a large evil corporation, and even I have drastically reduced my expenditure. Everything feels so uncertain, I’d rather tuck it all away in savings.

Memory unlocked with that Memorex cassette.

Foolio, Dealio, and Julio

Sounds like withdrawal. Quite the pickle, Don Dickle.

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dr wesker and i are completely different people

At least they aren’t referring to themselves in the third person.

With the right attitude, you can find someone who will end it for you.

During a collapse, what stops them from swooping in and buying up cheap property?

Amazon fucking insisting every damn time I log in.

Historically, I’d say I’m sensitive. At the same time, I feel like over the decades I’ve built up a pretty mild manner where most everything that doesn’t spark joy just rolls off my back. I’m also a confident person, which helps.

I definitely still cry at movies, and was kept up the other night thinking about all the cats out in the cold that don’t have loving homes.

On what some might consider the more negative side of the coin, I’ve stopped having long term romantic relationships. They breed negative sensitivities and habits within me, and eventually none of it makes me happy or healthy. But, then again, coming to terms with my nature in that regard is liberating in itself.

People don’t even read the articles posted here before they upvote or downvote them. You’re being very optimistic.