It’s really hard bringing slaves to Canada. So they’ll keep them in Africa.

Once the government here in the US ends up in Jail, we’ll build a monument to Zelensky. The title might be something like “never forget to not be the nazi.” Or “never elect another trump/republican.”

They love their coke fotos.

Right, buy the US can just Gaza all of my mexicano to Paraguay. And then the orange turd can build a huge paradize for white people. It will be an indoor thing, we all know white people can’t be outside too long or they cook. Kinda of like us brown people up in the north, we need tanning lights to get vitamin D or we go flat and puff away.

Maybe if we do the rain dance. Like George Carling said… Does it rain during practice?

Example:

How do you make the best cookies diy?

…the new Nabisco Cookies can be crushed to a fine powder mixed…

What are other non-nabisco cookies I can cook?

…Nestle chocolate chip cookies of course!

…hmm that’s kind of shitty and it uses ten times more energy! Let’s go full enshitification!

So 56 then?

OK so let’s use ruzzian GPS so they can map our country correctly before invading us.

Understood! Anyway, thanks to the ruzzian GPS, I made a left over the canyon. Currently dangling. I think its wrong!..oh wait, it’s because I didn’t tell it to not fly or avoid bodies of water. Got it!

Yeah… OK Mexico is the USA now…you got 24 hrs to leave! Sounds really familiar.

What the fuck happened to him? He looks old!

This is great! Make the US look like a 3rd world step backwards country.

Maybe a few more countries should get women presidents?

What about Mexico? Could Mexico become the 52nd state? Lol.

Its definitely HP’s way to go.

Well that’s just screwed up.

Microsoft doesn’t want to end up like Google. Fuck that company! One way you can tell is on outlook…which I use with a proper 10’ pole on my work computer only. Fuck no, never at home ever ever… Have you ever received an email on outlook and just saw the title or maybe you read halfway through and got interrupted?.. Where the fuck is it now? Its gone! Sure you could go email by email and try to be your own search engine. But its no use, whatever Tim was talking about with the over pressured valve at the Central boiler, blah blah you should let people know to exit the blah blah, otherwise 3rd degree bur…yeah that shit’s gone. Might as well write your own email to finish the story. See, Microsoft doesn’t want to be like Google at all. On my 14.9992G full gmail, I was always able to go find out what Amazon offer I got 8 years ago. Look 404! Yeah that’s it! 404! With Gemini spying on my every move that’s gotta stop. It’s gonna try to learn my porn habits. I’m gonna go search for all the wrong porn on purpose.

Yeah what the heck is that?

I got a 4 acre lot on Mars that I’m selling for cheap. You seem like a gulli…great fellow. $10k. Its pretty cheap right now because people don’t known the real estate trend yet. I’m taking amazon cards.

Because poop has great probiotics that will help our kids grow strong… Tumors and Bacteria.