I’m making pies. After a friend shared some photos of their latest pie creations, and some motivational conversation about them, I think I am now committed to making pies today.

Not exactly what you asked, but your question reminded me of this post I came across a while ago:

https://lemmy.world/post/14363267

The idea of a paperclip involved in jacking off made me cringe more than I would have expected.

This was my favorite song to play on a jukebox back in the day. I could put it on 3 times in a row for a dollar at the local bar, and it would take over the sound system for over half an hour. There are enough transitions in it that it flows back into itself fairly well.

“Sorry, I already have plans after after work.”

There is no need to mention that your plan is to go home and relax.