I eat one credit card a day to build immunity to capitalism

I’ve been do sales pitches for crypto classes to all my spam calls and texts. It’s works so well they usually block me.

Not a problem! They got rid of NOAA so that means no more hurricane seasons

The cops did plenty! They openly fraternized with them and then escorted the Nazis away where they openly fraternized with them again. Wait a minute…

It really pains us, we’ll have to kill your wives and children too It’s purely business, we just cannot have them avengin’ you

Rip Trevor moore