For real.

We also have flexi-time. Don’t turn your phone off after 11pm.

He can go to bed whenever he wants, but the WiFi gets switched off at 11pm and his phone data plan has a similar restriction on weekdays

Stare at a clock for 2 minutes. Genuinely. I find it helps reset my perception of time

ah, and the inverted clavicle part is overlined and underlined to stress that the first part of the statement isn’t that important, and that Carl really needs to stop being such a baby

CH IV

Is it pronounced “Chiv” or “Chafor”?

If you want free childcare, there are bitter pills you have to daily swallow

FBI open up

That brown water is just oil to grease the springs

Yo, Bee My ends u are, St. Frie

and you can always find her in the kitchen at parties

10 year olds and 40 year olds are very similar in this respect

Friend’s Cousin: I believe in ghosts and my siblings and I saw many growing up.

Friend: Yeah, so, we had a prankster uncle who liked to terrorise us. Everyone knows this now, but the damage was already done

Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation

I have that exact SanDisk, rocking a rockbox firmware – glad to see its still seeing life

As for the rest of the article, yep no idea why polarising sound(?) is a difficult feat digitally but not analog

Vodka

Same, I’m seeing strollers everywhere too. I think our generation had a 10-15 year delay compared to the last that got everyone all worried, but worry not, the babys are in full swing…

10 years later: “Mommy, why is uncle Ricky spiking our bird feeder?”

Goddamit Joe, what are we paying you for!?

Frankly, it’s about time