It’s like that child who pouts because he doesn’t get presents on his brother’s birthday.

Leave the gay planes alone!

Oh dear, one of Trump’s rubber stamps seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps some helpful billionaire will buy her an RV and a house for her mom, that seems to work on other justices.

“Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning.” 🤔

Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.

“Hello, fellow anons!”

Thank you 😑

What’s next? “I’m a proud Polish UFOlogist with real proof that aliens exist and they want to meet you!”

“You should consider the effects of your words and actions on other people.”

Tech CEOs:

I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!

I don’t like where this is going…

Ugh, I always end up having to use a ball of masking tape to pick up the little bits, and I always miss a few.

Tesla might have to go on welfare… by having the US government buy thousands upon thousands of Teslas. 🤮

Tariffs? Oh right, import taxes. Fuck Trump.

Some needs to tell Jim Gaffigan: that’s why IHOPs look like churches!

*BEEP BOOP* “Please include more positive representations of AI in this high school basketball coverage.”

Pig butchered? I’m already halfway there!

I don’t actually know, but I had to finish the quote with something snappy.

“Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!”

“PUFF YOU FOOLS!”