Liquify*

But Elon doesn’t own the American Military (yet) so this makes sense. Its just vertical integration, really.

Print it out onto a million fortune-cookie-paper-sized pieces of indestructible paper and send them to the wind. Let microplastics do some good for once.

Hey, revolutionaries need to start somewhere. We need to support their learning journey!

Give them time and they’ll suck too. Nothing is safe from enshitification, as they’ve just shown us.

They get away with literally everything, and if somehow they don’t, they’ll be pardoned.

They repel repercussions but demand so much more of everyone else with so much less, and love to punish.

Their lives are games in God Mode: having every impulse gratified, every action celebrated, every whim realized… And then they’re given the presidency by the people they see as NPC’s.

They literally cannot conceive of any part of your or my struggles, let alone give a shit.