Dodger dogs are the biggest hypocrites. They’ll say they don’t use mustard but then hide ketchup in the bun and blame their translator when they get caught.

They also cheat and then whine about other hotdogs cheating, and then continue to blame them for their own failures, even years after the fact.

Oh wait, I guess that last part is New York dogs too.

Only people from Chicago give a shit about what other people put on their hot dogs.

New Yorkers don’t give a shit.

Ok, full props to Zelenskyy. He is certainly doing a better job than any current leaders I can think of and he should have been able to count on the U.S. for full support. I would even support deploying our own troops.

But better than any leader the U.S. has had for 100 years? That’s quite the suck up. You can respect and support without being a blatant kiss ass. It’s embarrassing for you and for him.

You should come. Just bring a couple hundred thousand well armed friends and annex New England, New York, and Pennsylvania They won’t complain, except the white trash in upstate NY, just throw some meth on their direction, that’ll shut them up, but feel free to avoid Jersey, unless you’ve gotten your shots.

And now you are practically in mortar range of the White House.

I looked it up and you are clearly delusional that this “Northwest Passage” is some kind of major shipping lane or has any real value at all.

It wasn’t even clear of ice until 2009 and is reported to be as shallow as 15’ in many parts.

Keep building this fantasy of yours. It is entertaining.

The Northwest passage?!??

Now I know you are just trolling.

A LOT to unpack here:

A. The U.S. government is broke!? That is one of the dumbest takes I’ve seen in a while. Makes it difficult to take any other part of your post seriously.

Currently run by fascist morons that my fellow fascist citizens elected, yes. Broke, not fucking remotely true.

B. No one takes it seriously that he is going to somehow magically take over Canada. He says that shit because he is either so stupid, he actually believes he can, or is just saying it to get under Canadian’s skin. (Probably both).

C. “Canada’s strategically advantageous geographical location.”. What strategic importance does Canada’s location have? We already have Alaska. Is there some secret shipping lanes, or laser polar bears we don’t know about?

Resources? Your shale sands oil sucks and has to be piped to the US anyway, to be processed.

You have a lot of wood I guess? We have a TON of resources here, it’s just been cheaper to mine elsewhere because environmental law, makes it pretty expensive to exploit. He’s in the process of gutting those.

Canada just needs to keep doing what it is doing and tell us to fuck off. (Kind of like what we both do to our indigenous populations.)

He’ll eventually drive our economy into the dirt, and fuck over the dumbass blue color voters (that he supposedly champions), and maybe, just maybe, the Democrats will get behind a true progressive instead of a Susan Collins, Hillary Clinton type cunt.

How can I have made a straw man argument when I didn’t even make an argument!?

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I’m not really seeing any effects yet and our government is still at it.

So keep at it.

Don’t stop until all communication stops and you just see smoke coming from our direction.

Zelenskyy

I think what he is saying is they are still trying to figure out the impact on them and their response.

We let ourselves get put in this shit, we need to deal with it. I am starting to believe the idea that we have to put fear into the heart of fascism. We cannot equivocate protecting free speech with protecting hate speech, we have to judge and call people out on their bullshit, otherwise we end up here.