me neither

My first modlog entry on this account is from someone who banned me for harasment and stalking because they falsely claimed db0 admins were doxxing them in the modlog and I called them out on it.

Why was your 14 year old a reddit mod?

I’d eat a baby if it tasted good.

Don’t anger The Wizard and you’ll be fine.

I’ve already been “boycotting amazon” for a while because everything on there is complete dogshit or overpriced and I just don’t feel a need to buy anything from them.

Also their website doesn’t fucking work on my phone.

It’s funny because Reddit admins decide the most random bullshit is violent content. I’ve seen posts [removed by reddit] for hypothetically asking about using violence in a self defense situation.

30 minutes ago I tried some Goody’s for my headache. It tastes like death and didn’t even help the headache.

Can be used as a hammer.

Some people just can’t appreciate a complementary snack.

Only the ones who are deserving of ascension will be raptured.

A lot of the people I know who fell for MAGA are the types to believe falling for a lie is a personal failing on their part, and will refuse to admit any sort personal failing out of whatever they think pride is.

WE LOVE WAR.

The dude probably would have known these things if he switched to any news channel that wasn’t Fox.

It looks pretty normal to me…

Then why do they keep praising a fascist country like Russia?

The chicken noises are the highlight of my tech support calls, so this sucks for me.