Rayquetzalcoatl

Yeah noncery is afoot, Triagonal is acting like a creepy crawly cradle-robber

I get the sentiment and am on board 100% that Elon Musk is a fucking loser Nazi – but what a condescending note. Whoever wrote this note needs to mind their own business, and maybe take a week away from the internet.

I might be misunderstanding something but I think you just called the person you were replying to very naive, and then fully agreed with them?

Business leaders can pay $5mil to have a candlelit dinner with Trump so I’m not sure how backroom these deals really are lol

My fave guy on LinkedIn! Very obviously a joke, but still very funny

Wait, “hot deal” and “originally” get around this?? How literally is that law worded?? “Hot deal” is definitely just a synonym but “originally” is even more explicitly a lie than “on sale”!

It’s got to be the first one, only because I don’t believe they make red noses as big as the second one, and a red nose condom is just unconscionable

It’s because he’s 21.