Honestly, I wouldn’t have thought that something with that title could have been an Onion article. And to me that’s what “Not The Onion” is all about.

It doesn’t suffice that it’s simply a real article, it must make people wonder if it’s satire or not.

In your case, maybe if it was worded differently, but the way it is, it doesn’t make me think it could be something I confused for an Onion headline.

He just changed his reason to “Make America rich again”. Apparently he forgot about the drugs thing.

https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/trump-order-tariffs-steel-aluminum-b2695793.html

Are you not supposed to have guns and have a bunch of people in the same situation to supposedly defend your people in case of government tyranny, instead of just letting this happen and apologize?