Dear headline writers:

Unless “Slammed” is followed by “into the announcer’s table,” use a different word.

Thank you.

I was going to say Mars, just to get there before fElon, but Alpha Centauri sounds nice!

After finishing the series, I am upset and I want more!

Whose parents do I have to kill to get one of these billionaires to become Batman?

You want a tiny mammoth, I want an aquarium sized whale… Where’s the line? How long until there’s a game show of duck sized horses or horse sized duck?

The world would become pretty gay, since there wouldn’t be another option.

Go Team Cobra Chicken!

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.

Should we all sign up to test drive Teslas with zero intentions to buy, just to cost them time & money?

Steam Deck emulation takes care of that itch for me.

Haven’t we already confirmed Trump’s in the flight logs with his daughter?

Couple things about the virtual boy:

• It was pixelated, it was nowhere near the power of the home consoles. It sits between the Game Boy color & Game Boy advance.

• It had an LED display in the mid 90’s, hence the monochrome. Making it full color would have been cost prohibitive, as they would have had to add in 4 more displays (two for each eye), and triple the storage for games as everything would have to be rendered 3 times.

In that era PalmOS was expertly designed for the form factor of the devices. WinCE was like trying to run an F-1 car on a go kart track

Bordeaux Collie would get me. That’s top tier wordplay.

without death

I see you played musical chairs differently than we did. Bare minimum blood was drawn.