She had me at “Meredith.” Everything else just solidifies my infatuation.

Sure! Why have AI assisted ambulances or firetrucks when you can slap an AI onto ICBM carriers!

Great, it’ll have to plow through ~30GB of 1080p recordings of darkness and my upstairs neighbors living it up in the AMs. And nothing else.

Dude, what the fuck!

So, piracy is legal if you don’t distribute? What the fuck is Zuck smoking?

The washing machine with integrated AI broke my brain. This must be the most useless thing I’ve ever encountered in my entire life.