My two wifi bands have always been Castor and Pollux.

I take a word that’s related to the purpose of the new host and put it in an online translator and cycle through languages until I get something cool.

No you.

pragante

“I bought a lot of pudding”
I tried to get a gif of Adam Sandler saying that in Punch Drunk Love but I couldn’t find the exact scene I wanted so you get this explanation instead

It absolutely baffles me that there isn’t a huge custom printer firmware movement.

That’s kinda rude. Presumably they stole the profile picture from some uninvolved person.

Sexy sexy nibbles the snake

Fuuuuuuuuuck.
I’m not surprised.
But still.

The transformation into crochety old man is complete. This AI being shoehorned into everything can get off my damn lawn too.

My next TV purchase will be based on which models have Display Port.

…And which don’t have smart features, but that’s a given.