Are monitors mattresses now?

The Venn diagram of c/theonion and c/not the onion is just a blurry circle now.

I get it, I get it, I’m old. Sheesh…

Monsanto I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Corn™.

“Get with Josh about how to handle this client’s order logistically. Is your email still sexysandworm2010?”

“Y-yeah.”

“All around the world, and coast to coast,”

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“People always ask me what do I like most.”

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“I don’t like to brag, I don’t like to boast,”

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“I always tell ‘em I like toast.”

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“YEAH TOAST!!”

For two very important reasons. Apple doesn’t make shit, they don’t sit in the writers’ room, they don’t produce, they don’t interfere with the creation of their originals on any level. They buy IP rights and then hire experts to do all the work.

The second reason is Apple is spending more per episode of their originals than anyone else, including Netflix.

Sanctity of the creative process and a whole lotta money will get you very good content.

I remember seeing a Baywatch documentary on TV when I was a kid. Pamela Anderson was going on about how they cut the legs of their swimsuits to be much higher up their thighs than the actual lifeguard uniforms they were based on. And how they were required to ice their nipples before each take so that they had pokeys in every scene.

The 90s was a decade.

Trump is cheating. You could have said golfing during his entire tenure as President and you’d be right greater than half the time.

My favorite part is that Mirror Ethan is holding a different version of the same Transformer.

Shortpacked by David Willis

She is within her rights, and so are you.

Ironically, this is valid version of the above comic’s invalid application of agreeing to disagree. Neither of you are hurting the other by having differing opinions.

If you haven’t already, you should send a message to the artist voicing your moral support but explaining why you can’t financially support her.

The Sony Bravia I have now is the first Android device I have ever owned. It is also, coincidentally, the first TV I have had to hard reboot on a regular basis because the HDMI stack keeps crashing.

I have never and will never allow this thing to go online.

Ironically, the mirror is the one most likely to be misrepresenting your image. In addition to being a flipped image of what you look like, anything but the most perfectly flat piece of glass is slightly distorting your proportions. And some mirrors are built to intentionally distort your appearance to make you appear more flattering to yourself.