Usually, some type of pun based on the hardware.

So… maps?

By their nature, techbros are exclusionary toward women/other genders.

So, no gender-neutral term is necessary.

Well, for one thing, Earth has people, and as far as we know every other planet doesn’t.

Honestly I can’t remember the last time I cooked something WITHOUT carrot and onion.

Yessss.

Meat and bone scraps are so great to cook with.

Baked beans.

Super easy to make, not hard to make delicious, taste just as good the next day, freeze really well.

I suppose I could just punch them in the face.

A computer can’t do that.

What you need to do is take a sharp knife, remove the head, then stitch it back on in place more snuggly.

Websites that deliberately disregard browser settings and find ways to forcibly autoplay videos.

That includes sites which use animated gifs in order to simulate playing a silent video, to trick you into clicking on it.

Just give me a damn still image if I don’t want video. I will only get angry if you shove video down my throat.

Department of Oligarchy, Graft, and Edgelords

Yes, that’s projection.

Which business model are they going for - screwing over their former employees? Or selling access to something that doesn’t belong to them? Or are they going to try to combine them both this time?