“OPSEC lol what’s that some kind of new meme-coin?” - DOGE

Meh, I’m not so sure. We need to get used to the fact that reddit’s fuckery is unlikely to ever re-produce the massive influx of new users that the API nonsense did in 2023. That was a one-off thing that drove out all the OG users. The people left on reddit are the types that refer to it as an “app” and probably don’t even know old.reddit exists. Those kinds of people will grumble but they aren’t going anywhere. And frankly, that’s fine by me.

Edit: lmao okay, okay, Lemmy got 6 new users today. I get it. My point that we’re never going to see another user influx on the scale of the summer 2023 API changes has been proven wrong. Congrats everyone. Let’s hope half of them actually stick around.

Link to The Onion’s article

It’s almost seven years old, but sadly, more relevant today than it’s ever been.

The only reason you know this is satire is because it implies Trump listens to his supporters.

But you user name checks out lol.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you’re as original as you are funny.

I call it humor.

Congrats, you’ve just experienced your first time “bombing” it’s something every aspiring comedian experiences. Write better jokes.

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