Pro Life only until it’s born, then fuck that Life

or that you won’t get baited&switched with the “we will give thousands of completely free* terminals”

*=each “free” terminal is subject to a $500/month usage fee

Wish granted. Someone bought your citizenship. You have 30 minutes to vacate the country.

Funds unfortunately were funneled into Trump slush fund presidential library fund so you won’t get a penny. Sorry about that

It will cost too much because they can’t get back R&D money back via sales of proprietary ink and spare parts, plus competitors will immediately take advantage of your improvements

Like a prusa (open source 3d printer) costs like 3 bambulab (walled garden closed source 3d printer that uses a fork of prusa slicer)

One dozen eggs for just 4.20 donalds

no no, he means free overtime. Like a reverse “20% policy”

I read that techno mechanicus is 2 years old. And after him he had another 4 kids??? All with surrogate mothers I’m guessing?

“Privacy is important, so you can follow our latest updates exclusively on the platforms that don’t give a shit about privacy”

But even for reddit I only know a person in real life that uses it. I tried to convert him, he said “there are too many Linux apologists” 🤷🏻‍♂️

They 100% bank on people forgetting cancelling

Also, Apple gave iOS a default calculator just a few months ago. When I had an iPad I had to download dozens and dozens of calculators to find one that didnt have ads or subscriptions

Edit: I meant iPad. They sold iPads without the calculator from launch until Q4 2024