It’s one of those single-blade razors, right? How often do you cut yourself? Also, how often do you have to change that blade? I’ve thought about getting one. But I make my disposable razors last, and a Henson would cost about a year’s worth of disposables for me. I barely grow facial hair and shave every other to every three days.

I graduated many years ago now, but I did graduate with someone who could not read or write. He was a sport prodigy, so they lied to keep him playing. It definitely happens.