Tar_Alcaran

Goddamn, Trump is literally my entitled cat.

If I give my normal cat a treat, it’s bad, because I didn’t give one to the entitled cat.

If I give both cats a treat, it’s bad, because I didn’t give the entitled cat more.

If I give the entitled cat two treats, it’s bad, because I also gave something to the normal cat.

The difference between “meh” and “great” is in the quality. The difference between those and “get it away from me” is definitely in the eater.

Also dutch and I can’t stand the texture of stamppot, and the flavour is pretty meh as well. I’d rather skip dinner than eat stamppot.

Now, zoute haring, that’s a true Dutch delicacy!

Yeah, I guess it’s only a problem once, so not a big issue for a gun like that.

Won’t those chains absolutely ruin the shot?

I know all of one insurance actuary, and she has a study budget both in euros and hours.

how true is trump’s claim…

Zero percent. The answer is always zero percent

Isn’t the all-time high now?

Florida’s clock keeps blinking 14:88 for some reason…

You don’t get I-frames in real life buddy. Every single one of them would have been dead.

Nobody is saying it’s his fault for being a rocket magnet. But come on, Israel hasn’t exactly been the most peaceful place on earth for the last, oh, 3000 years or so.

But as an important religious figure, publicly saying that you pray for the fury and anger of your God to go down on your enemies is awful

Have you read the old testament?