Trump says a lot of things, because he’s a piece of shit gasbag ass-walrus who should go fuck himself

Jim Carrey is da best

Close, poverty and adhd

I would love to recover my old GeoCities page somehow. I even remember the neighbourhood it was in. It was all about how cool hockey, Godzilla, and Warcraft 2 is

Thanks for the real answer! If it can be directional, presumably this would be good for positioning as well?

Going back to 2016? What appointments does a 17-year-old got that he gotta write down?

Margerine Taylor Greene can go fuck herself!

Lol corporate enforcers paid by taxes

Ah, well, my G goes to 11

Peter Navarro is a tub of santorum

what benefits does 5g offer over 2g?

Trump’s a fucking turnip

I always find it funny how countries anthropomorphise themselves as birds. Goose beats baldy any day btw. Play Untitled Goose Game

473ml has been a standard size for a long time. That’s not shrinkflation, that’s two different sizes.

That said, fuck Coke

I thought this said “goth mouth” and I was sadly disappointed, until I saw the actual picture

By the way, which one’s Pink?

I don’t blame you, man. We live in unhappy times, it’s no place for happy rhymes.

What like a tulip or a pansy?

What’s a glowy? Like, a glowstick?

Tariffs are just a way to raise taxes and blame someone else for them