Well, 8 reasons anyway. Only one I needed is Amazon is a shit company that will try to squeeze money out of you anyway they can.

Bears got a point

Most clear things will look bad after a short time of use, if you have to touch them. They will get scratched or greasy and dirt will become visible in hard to clean areas.

If your lucky

This is the US. If they expect a 30% tip, they better be prepared for the occasional finger snap.

Shame he had to put up with those two clowns.

Isn’t the one snake staff more of a trans symbol?