If that’s enough to say a country is threatening to invade another, the United States is about to invade every country on the planet.

And while I won’t outright discard that possibility, if the US were about to invade Australia, we’d be seeing a lot news stories about how horrible Australians are

Of course they provide for the dictatorships, who do you think put them there in the first place? It’s called responsible parenting sweaty 💅

So it’s a narc, but if you’re racist

It’s always the ones you most expect

Of course, sir. Your 45 thousand will be deposited after we take the service fee

Sorry, I can’t hear your judgement here in my pillow fortress

Yeah, I don’t mind electric stoves but I gotta have one large high pressure burner for woks and griddles

If we glaze enough billionaires it’ll be us pulling the trigger one day