DOGE Plan to Push AI Across the US Federal Government is Wildly Dangerous.

Fixed that for you.

GI JOE!

Defence analysts warn U.S. will control key systems on F-35 fighter jets, putting Canada at risk.

With tariffs hammering F-35 sales, I expect the next Eurofighter project will have a lot more resources. I wonder if Canada will get involved.

What if we ask even more nicely this time?

I’m not saying I’m against it, but how do we get a live T. Rex and put it in a position to solve this problem for us?

Fair enough. We should make it matter.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. I’m not calling out people based on their county. I just pulled an electoral map because it’s a quick way to point out that Florida is potentially a purple state. It’s got a lot of people supporting civil rights and other progressive goals. I don’t want to see it sawed off and abandoned to its gerrymandered leadership. That’s what I was trying to communicate.

Careful with that saw. There are allies there still.

$100 bucks says this is pure projection, and that those people caught him leaking hydraulic fluid.

What a weird conflict. I don’t know who I want to win. Is it possible for them both to lose somehow? Like some kind of -1 sum game?

Oh, cool. The argument is over. I guess we worked it out after all. Ah, the silence of contentment. [Thunder rumbling in the background]