So take the planes, send Trump the bill, when he acts confused you tell him he should really be more grateful about this

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You sit there with a stack of magazines

There is nothing stable about this diet

Seems to be working alright, cheers!

Realistically, my meals are more like half a chicken for 1, big bowl of pasta with tomato sauce for another, and a big salad with too much caesar dressing for the third. I tell myself it’s balanced but I figure those off days aren’t great for me.

Does that fall under my fat heavy meal or my protein heavy meal?

I think people could really get into the “10 slices of fairy bread for breakfast, half a pound of cheese product dipped in mayo for lunch, unseasoned boiled chicken breasts for dinner” diet if they gave it a chance

Pain is just weakness leaving the body

It would be loose, I wouldn’t expect someone to eat a stick of butter even though that is norm in some extreme diets. I’m more thinking along the lines of sometimes you eat 2 slices of bacon, sometimes you eat the whole pack. And yes, sodium would be another issue.

I read this as “the day the old American ordered crack in the oval office”

Which is just as realistic because that display of “negotiation” would only make sense coming from a crackhead

The sad part is there’s a large population of people in America going “HELL YA! MURICA! TRUMP’S OUR SAVIOR!”

Is it enough to be concerning? Like getting arthritis in that joint prematurely or something?

I’d like to point out the program is named WanX…wanx…wanks…

Ah yes, the famous pornstars “little mermaid” and “aerith”

It feels good to contribute to society

7 looks like Jinx from Arcane