Sounds like heterosexual, bi-romantic. Labels are only important insofar as you’re trying to connect with people looking for someone who fits that description.

Vance looks like the guys in Christian propaganda literature who are refusing temptation, usually in the form of a modernly-dressed woman.

I have in fact done this with amigurumi dolls.

Baby was sleeping. Thanks for responding. I fully recognize this as a subject I’m ignorant on, so I didn’t want to err by over or under -reacting.

I delivered in Wisconsin during the winter. Walked up some dude’s unsalted, fully iced walkway and my feet went out from under me and the pizza bag went up in the air. By some miracle, I landed on my feet and the bag landed in my hands. Asshole didn’t tip. I hope all the cheese was stuck to the top of the box.

Throw the kids under the bus if a parent complains. “I said novio not novia. This is why Braydon has a C.”