Clearly it was staged because there’s only one cop, the perp isn’t face down on the floor and the cop didn’t have to take 3 months off paid vacation leave for trauma.

You fucked the chips right out of Cookie? You sly dog.

Or sweater? But yeah, the red one. So excited!

I’ve got that same collection and I’m actually excitedly waiting for the red blouse message.

Projecting very hard buddy. Give the phone back to your mommy and go wash your ass between the cheeks. With soap this time.

Looks like Doctor McCoys brother

Depends on what you consider drugs. And high. I’m 2700m above sea level and drinking coffee. Is that what you were thinking numb skull?

She did those “gays” quite dirty tho - her words, not mine - and yes, was sloppy on the dismount.

Ha-wha-ee, yes. The cinematography was spot on. Writing too. The Aussie lad was toxic af tho. Looking forward to S2.

lol Sicily! I’m working on that pasta face right now.

This was me after the first season of White Lotus.

Her adherents are on trading cards now!?

Cut to BREAKING NEWS: just enough MTG adherents dying this week of preventable diseases.

Ahh that makes more sense

THC Homies?

US in last fucking place in 1st world in Education, life expectancy but the number one in war. This teen needs to join the army, lose a leg and become a hero if he wants to be somebody. Thank you for your service sucker.

Oh shit. Things are heating up in the fusion race.