I quit and became a truck driver for a while

Thanks for the reminder that I own DVDs

I forgot all about them in storage

I’ll never forget my first one on one with the director of my engineering department.

I had been languishing away for a month at this new job trying to get a bearing on what they want from me when thankfully I got an email from the director scheduling a meeting to discuss just that.

It was a major turnaround, I felt like my life was going to finally get a dose of meaning and direction.

During the meeting the director said he needed me to write some software but gave no real specifics on its purpose out loud while he was also writing down notes. At the end of 45 minute meeting, he left his notes, shook my hand and said he looked forward to seeing what I come up with.

I shit you not, this was the “notes” he left for me

The grass is always greener I suppose

I did engineering, wish I had done something like culinary arts

After all day engineering, I come home and watch chefs on YouTube and botch their recipes in the kitchen while daydreaming about running a chaotic professional kitchen

You know who else likes to poop?

Well, to be accurate that isn’t military aid. That’s just his bullshit.

100% delivered

Technically 100% of what Trump promised is there too

He promised nothing, but it’s all there.

Watch MAGA idiots take a victory lap on that one

Sweet, a puzzle

It’s certainly creepy and disgusting

It also seems like we’re half a step away from thought police regulating any thought or expression a person has that those in power do not like

This forces my own question

People can tell my age just by my punctuation or lack thereof?

Doesn’t raw milk have an even shorter shelf life?