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Cake day: July 23rd, 2023

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  • I try to learn the following sentences in the language of a country I go to if I don’t know anything at all about that language:

    • Hello, as polite as possible
    • Goodbye, as polite as possible
    • A beer please
    • I’m sorry I don’t speak <language>: do you speak English?

    I find this quite enough to strike up a conversation in most of the world. When people don’t automatically switch to English - perhaps because they don’t know it well enough - then I try another “universal” language like Spanish or French (universal mostly because of past colonialism, sadly). That implies speaking those languages of course.

    If the locals won’t speak English because of a prejudice against English (mostly French-speaking regions) I don’t even bother with the “I’m sorry…” bit. I just let them figure out by themselves that conversation is going to be difficult.

    If the locals are anti-Americans - very common, and getting more and more common - I affect a British accent. I wouldn’t fool a Brit for a New York minute but I’m convincing enough for a non-native English speaker to avoid being associated with the US.