Diplomjodler

Renewable energy presents a lot of opportunities for African countries to get out of post colonial dependence. That’s why the right hate it so much.

#justbackstabbingtraitorthings

Sometimes the muse comes in the shape of a moose.

Senior advisor at 26. Right. Veritable boy genius, our mate, isn’t he?

There is never a perfect solution. Just boycotting them in any way you reasonably can will go a long way.

What are you, some kind of communist woke globalist radical?

He’s not putting “democracy on the line” he’s actively trying to destroy it.

It could also be that their hair is genuinely on fire and they need someone fast. You don’t always need to assume the worst. I’d be upfront and ask what the rush is. If they’re open about it and give sensible answers it may be OK. If they get pissy, walk away.

No relation to current political events at all.

Absolutely correct. There are plenty of mutually beneficial arrangements short of full membership. And an EU membership application process typically takes decades. We need solutions now.

“Wes’ Brot ich ess’ des’ Lied ich sing”

I’ll sing the song of whoever gives me bread.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

No. The Onion is the last remaining news outlet that prints actual news.

I can give you a transplant.

Wait until he’s 30. I was pretty scrawny as a young lad. As soon as I turned thirty, I started putting on the pounds.

Calling three dudes an assault group is giving them too much credit.

Trumpery

Ah come on! Nobody would be that irresponsible! Or would they?

It’s an illusion to think business decisions are always made based on economic considerations. This is about power and control, not about saving money.