Bonus

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’

-Steven Wright

*Lie

It’s not a claim. It’s a lie. Come on media, you can do this.

Thanks. I’m still figuring all this stuff out.

Bullies like Trump only understand the language of power. You can’t smile or handshake your way out of their attacks. You’ve got to sock them in the kisser.

With any luck at all, the bully might finally get his ass knocked out with this kind of epic fucking up.

https://www.theindex.media/author/joanwestenberg/

https://bsky.app/profile/joanwestenberg.com

https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan

I didn’t know till …tomorrow.