And she doesn’t even know it

Imagine if it’s just actually her pulling the most epic troll in Lemmy history.

You’ll find someone special for you one day 🙏

It’s the little things that make life worth living, like scotch, and heroin.

I work 7 days a week and I don’t have this problem.

(Jokes, I do, but I like both my week job and my weekend job)

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

If the price goes low enough, just rip out the battery and use it as home solar energy storage.

Turn the cabin into a chicken coop.

Their flight plan is “Going out for a pack of smokes, might be back later”

I have 50k in my hand right now.

It even has a cool picture of Ho Chi Minh on it

It’s hard to sue when you’ve been sliced in two!

Transporting suspects in this counts as cruel and unusual punishment. What if somebody sees them?!

I have a pretty solid apocalypse survival crew. They don’t know they are members yet, but when the day comes, I have folders with all their attributes, stats and roles printed and ready to hand out.

At least you learned how to make a killer Latte.

Is it for cats?

Chain link (LINK) crypto.

Should have stuck with Dogecoin.

See also, supply-driven capitalism

Sometimes I like to put a big food near the ants trail, wait for one of them to find it and scurry off to report it, thinking he’s going to be hero of the nest, then I take the big food and throw it away. When our man returns to show his friends, it’s gone, and he can’t possibly understand why, and the whole nest thinks he’s lost the plot. They will never trust him again.

Mine has a programmable hardware button. One click does a screenshot, two clicks lights the torch, click and hold summons an app.

I don’t think aloe vera will like water propagation but you can try. If you put it back in soil, add some more perlite and sand to increase drainage in the soil, and water less frequently.

Sometimes cuttings just rot and die even if you do everything right. About 1/3rd of my cuttings die even when others thrive, despite conditions being identical. So it’s sometimes a quantity game rather than quality 🤷