Yeah but it’s not a station accident. It’s just that Republicans are taking away healthcare from veterans, children, millions of americans, cutting food aid to starving nations, turning all of our former allied nations against us, making air travel dangerous, allowing multibillionaire robber barons to give themselves government contracts, dissolving the department of education, leaving old people who paid into social security their entire lives die alone and uncared for because their checks stop coming, etc.

But not a train station accident.