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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago

Doug Ford celebrates majority win by demolishing closest hospital

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Doug Ford celebrates majority win by demolishing closest hospital

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago

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ETOBICOKE, ON — After his Conservative party was officially re-elected with a majority vote this evening, Doug Ford celebrated his win by immediately hopping in his car, tearing down University Avenue, and obliterating SickKids hospital.

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Had a nibble on that onion.

Breaking records with that abysmal voter turnout ☹️.
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  Hey, it’s up 1.4% from 2022 😀
  
  No but seriously, wtf man, 45% voter turnout…
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    What a sad state of things. Guess the bribe worked.

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