spicy pancake

nope, if that porn is on the internet those are MEN and that porn is GAY 🌈

Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet

Gorillas

another dimension

*cue title card* I Trick The Vacation Genie Into Doing Physics Research With Me

I have! I’m thinking this should be my first step once I finish grad school and get something resembling a stable income. It’ll also force me to downsize my stuff. I’m a serial hobbyist and have… entirely too much stuff for any kind of compact living arrangement lol

Apartment, but only because I can’t stand the thought of investing* in something that’s stuck in one location forever.

My dream dwelling would be a houseboat. I get the benefits of owning my dwelling but retain the ability to physically relocate it.

*As if I could even afford that lol. I doubt I’m even gonna live long enough to afford a houseboat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hydro massage. one of the worst physical sensations I’ve ever experienced. imagine being poked by an annoying toddler through a canvas tarp 100 times a second and also the tarp is warm and there are LOUD water sounds and your skin starts itching and just NOOOOOOPE

I’ll stick with the regular massage chairs and actual massage therapy!

can’t wait to go back to having to turn all drinking water into light beer because it’s the only way to purify it

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